fyi: Mrs [X]Yate[Z]
OMG wow. Wow.
Back and forth. Back and forth. He's going to burn it down. He's throwing glass. He's building a robot. It beep beep beep beep beeps. But it's okay because I was festive for 5 minutes. The world's shortest festival. Foodless, fundless frivolities. I missed Ben Lee OH JIMMY. And now all I hear is screeeeeech. She's a fat whore Look at the size of her legs May as well thread them through the chipper whipper big dipper stripper whore Back and forth. Back and forth. But I can buy dinner. And burn fiddies on second hand trash in a charity shop. Give so much that I have to start taking. What a fucking idiot She can't do anything right. Look at her. Back and forth. Back and forth. Beep beep beep beep beep beep The place has been on fire the whole time. And she's inside Catching a tan.
and this wasn't Mrs Yate.
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She said I'd better be fucking sure about this because it's going to hurt. I said I'm pretty sure about it, so we went in.
Any regrets?
In the interview for the job I told the candidate to go and stand against the wall because I needed to weigh things up properly. She wasn't exactly what you'd call a 'young woman' so I didn't think she'd mind. I asked her and she admitted she didn't.
After she'd gone and said that, I didn't bother with other candidates and immediately gave her the job. It just shows, I thought to myself.
She pointed to where I had to look.
"See this thing here?" she said, pointing to it. I said yes.
"I mean what's inside," she said.
"What's inside? In that case, not really, no," I said.
"Well it's not for you," she said. "It's for my boyfriend and that isn't you."
I told her I understood. I didn't think what's inside ever was.